Q: do u have dogs? By: chaleysquirrel
A: I WISH
Q: Do u like hot dogs?
A: yis
Q: what are your opinions on chillidogs
A: never had one but i dont like chilli
Q: Opinion on haggis
A: MYA I DONT GOT TIME FOR UR WEIRD SCOTTISH DISHES
Q: opinion on irn-bru
A: same answer as before
Q: opinion on strawberry ice cream
a: i love it
Q: opinion on JJ (pls ily)
A: honestly he's potrayed as a bad guy in a lot of peoples stories (including some of mine) but in the anime i think hes just an insecure guy who honestly loves his fiance but im skeptical of that one photo of him with those other girls bcs i dont like it, otherwise- he interuppted my gaybies telling their friends they gonna marry when Yuuri wins gold /:< but that one skate where he like fell off the ice in that nightmare i felt rlly bad for him so i think hes just misunderstood
Q: is yakov daddy (by: lottletea)
A: ill have to think about that....
Q: does u do the gay
a: no i am done w relationships /:< i keep getting hurt so im gonna be an independent single father (once i adopt some of u guys that is)
Q: kinky or vanilla
A: if u mean what i prefer in fanfics then i like kinky (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Q: can i shove zea up your ass
A: no
Q: Does u do the italian
A: cazzo di questa merda
Q: do you love me ( by: obbsessed-)
A: whAT TYPE O QUESTION??? nibba ofc ily
Q: can i get a shoutout so im relevant
A: YO NIBBAS GO FOLLOW obbsessed- SHES GUCCI ND IM ADOPTING HER WHEN IM OLDER BCS I LOVE HER AND SHES LIKE FAMILY TO ME SO SHOUTOUT TO ARIANA AND SHES ALSO BATCOON ND IM NIGHT OWL
Q: whats your real name
A: slim shady
Q: whats your sexual orientation
A: str8
Q: can you email me your coordinates
A: hold up just lemme find out where ricegum lives
Q: (sixth question because im a sAVAGE) DO YOU LIKE ZEA
A: i hate zea ):< shes a bully and is illegal