Itona X Reader Oneshots

Surprise?

Gomen minna for ending this book quick.... So to make it up here! A pickup line from Itona!!

Itona:..... Give me a moment.*stares at reader*
Author:Well?
Itona: Are you my appendix?, because I have a gut feeling I should take you out. *winks at reader*
Author:*sighs* I wish Lovi would tell me pickup lines......
Lovino(Hetalia):OI, IM-A RIGHT HERE!
Author:....
Lovino: Fine, I'll-a give you-a pickup line, Not that I want to!
Y/N:Tsundere....Much
Lovino:EXCUSE ME?!
Y/N:You're excused! Pantaloni Scrontroso!(Grumpy Pants)
Author and Y/N:*Holding back laughter*
Itona:Just do it Lovino.
Lovino: FINE
Author: Well?
Lovino: Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder, I think we both know....*blushes red putting his tomatoes to shame* I like you way better...*his curl shapes into a heart*
Author: *Blushing red as well*
Y/N:KISSKISSKISSNOW!!
Itona: I agree
Lovino: Shut-a Up! She t-told me to do it!
Author: I just wished Lovino.
Lovino: Fine *Smashes lips to author*
Author:*Faints*
Itona: Thanks for Reading. *Kisses reader on cheek* Sayonara
Author: S-Sayona-
Y/N:WAIT AUTHOR NEED TO CONFESS TO LOVINO FIRST!!
Author: Ch-Chotto..
Itona:I forgot that.
Author: TI AMO LOVINO VARGAS!!
Lovino: *curl shapes into a heart again* T-Ti Amo A-Anch'i-io....
Author: T-Thanks f-for reading!! Arrivederci! Goodbye! Sayonara!