Can You NOT Be My BOYFRIEND!?!?!?

Chapter 3: Boi, You're a Retard

Well lunch was pretty decent for the first day, it was good I guess. Nathan ended talking to me about stuff, while I kept zoning out. So in summary, lunch was just me zoning out, talking to Natalia and Nathan, and scrolling through my instagram. So it turned out that I had the same 5th period as Nathan and the same 6thperiod as Natalia. Either way I made this new friend called Jennifer Hill, we (me and Natalia) met her during 6th period. She was actually very nice than I thought she would be.

Now going back to the present , it is after school, and I'm on the school bus, texting Nathan. I know what you guys might be thinking, yes, I got his number and he got mines, but no, hell nah, will I ever freakin date him or sext him, nor that sorta shit.

Well you see my hormones aren't that messed up, I think. Yes I might, be a drooler for uh di------ uh I mean pencils ✏️ yah pencils. But I can be a decent ladylike girl. You know I have to be truthful, I'm not decent nor ladylike, but I have to have self confidence.

You know what self conversation, just shut up because if you keep working,by the time I get home your cells will be dead and then I couldn't do homework, and get and F  in all subjects. Hey I'm saying the truth here, u can't blame me. Now back to reality.

Nathan 🙄🙄: hey how is you doing *wink*
Me, myself, and I: good kinda hbu?
Nathan🙄🙄: Great cuz I'm texting you. 😍
Me: ugh you and your cocky ways *rolls eyes*
Nathan🙄🙄: hey I can be cocky if I want to and plus I know you liked that, don't deny the truth, babyy.
Me: I'm not your baby and I didn't like that, unless........
Nathan: unless what?🤔🤔🤔
Me: Unless ur trying to be cocky so you can get some of this *smirks* 🤣
Nathan🙄🙄: ugh fine you know what, you win, but I would like to get somma that. That would be very satisfying *wink wink*
Me: eww you dirty bastard, you know what I'm leaving, you and your dirty ass self
Nathan🙄🙄: no no no fine I'll TRY to stop
Me: no u won't 🙄🙄 don't try, either way I gotta go, bye 👋
Nathan🙄🙄: ok think bout me when you sleep, cuz I'm going to think bout you when I sleep😍😍😘😘
Me: no you pervert, and it is still like four p.m you creep, go away
Nathan🙄🙄: ouch💔

Ugh Nathan and his cocky, pervert, stupid ass self if I had a knife I would cut off his balls and hang it in his room so that he could stop, so every time he sees it he'll remember to Shut the Fuck UP!!!!! Ouch, but how would he have babies, oh well boo hoo for him. That what his fault. Ugh I furgot I have to call my mom or I will have to walk home. Nooooo!!!!!! It is too far *whines.*

"Mom"
" Yes sweetie, what's wrong"
" I'm almost at my bus stop, so do I have to walk home? Please say no, and be a nice mommy and pick me up pleassssseeeee?"
"Come on honey you can walk home, and don't dare call your dad to pick you up,"
"YOU HO—I mean you so young, beautiful, and skinny mommy you can even win miss world or something like that"
" Nice try, don't trick with that, even though it is true I can get miss universe, I am really sexy. Why do you think I was a the high school cheerleader."
"Really YOUUU were a high school cheerleader? I never thought you were ever that?"
" Oh so your calling me ugly? Ok then I'm not picking you up no more. WALK Home. I'll show you, and if you keep bothering I'm going to spank you in the ass with the chancla( Mexican sandal/weapon they use to hit their kids.)

" mommy, mommy are u still there?.........." 

WHAT SHE HANG UP ON ME!!!!!!!!That little bish. If she wasn't my mother I would've slapped her by now. But either way I'm really scared of my mom, because yes, I've been spanked in the ass with the chancla before, and it really hurts. Let's say she hit me for a few "incidents." 

Ugh popsicle sticks! I'm already here.

*after the long oh so long walk home from school.* 

" Ugh finally here!" I yell so loud that I could sink the Titanic. Which is so not possible. 

I went to my room flopped on my bed at that was it, well at least for now.

Sorry that this chapter was short but be glad at least it's an update. Kiss kiss hug hug.

                                                                                                   -me💋