Can You NOT Be My BOYFRIEND!?!?!?

Chapter 2: Love, Love.......... Shut the HELL UP!!!!!!!

" MISS MENDOZA, WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled the most bishiest teacher in the history of mankind.

"WHAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?" I questioned myself.

Oh God, it is the first day off school and I fell asleep. Ugh!!! Why does high school have to be so ....Hard. Like why????

"MAMASITA IF YOU KEEP ON SLEEPING YOUR GOING TO FLUNK 9TH GRADE AND YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE ME SO WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!" SAID MY BEST BFF NATALIA.

" You know maybe if you go suck Jacob's dick then maybe you'll be awake. If you are just ask me for condoms." Whispered Natalia to me in my ear that her breath made me shiver.

Hell NO!!!!! NOT IN A SEXTILLION YEARS. LIKE I would want to suck Jacob's dick, I mean he is hot but not as hot as Nathan. Shit Erandi your starting to become all obsessive like
chill mami if you really want to suck dick become a prostitute so that you'll be able to suck it but at the same time get paid for it. Lol.

You know what mind if you dont shut the hell up I am going to stab you with my uterus. Wait, how do I stab you with my uterus wtf? Either way I'm not going to become a prostitute nor am I going to suck dick so there I win. So go! Wait u can't go or I die nevermind stay but shut up!!!!!!

Suddenly, Nathan came into my class with a blue paper.

" What is your name sir??" Said my bishy teacher. " Um..... my name is Nathan Castro."

Omg is Nathan going to be in my third period class. Yass go suck my assteriod. Wait, but that means he is going to sit next to me mega, UGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! At the same time it is a good thing tho.

" Mister Castro can you please sit down next to Miss Mendoza."

As soon as my bishy teacher gave Nathan the blessing to sit next to me he quickly did.

"Hey Mami how are you?" Said Nathan in a oh-so-hot voice. Damn his hotness could melt me. Wait, I don't want to die so whatever.

Erandi in three, two, one pretend you don't know him. Three, two, one....

I just glared away, buy suddenly I had a hand on my arm.

" Mami you know I'm to hot to be ignored, I know you think I'm hot." Said the person that I didn't know.

" Even though your really hot, I have to ignore you, Nathan, SHIT DID I SAY THIS OUT LOUD!!!!!!"

" See I told you, you think I'm hot, I mean you have feelings for...........

" ERANDI AND NATHAN PLEASE BE QUIET, ERANDI YOU WILL HAVE MORE TIME LATER TO TALK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND BUT NOT DURING CLASS."

Ugh my bishy teacher. Why does he have to be my teacher.

"Ooh Erandi, stop checking out Nathan, we all know you want him."

" Natalia, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Ding Ding........the bell rang to leave third period and go to lunch.

" YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" NATHAN, NATALIA, AND I YELLED.

As we stepped out the class, I went to my locker which was across from Natalia's locker, but thankfully next to Nathan's.

" Damn mamasita why do you have to look at me all the time, don't worry baby you will have time to get me later, but not in public."

Ugh fucksicle, he can't leave me alone for one minute.

" God Damn Erandi you have to stop thinking of Nathan!" Said maybe the most annoying friend in the universe, Natalia. I think she can win the Oscar award for the most annoying it the planet. I bet even her assteriod is jealous from all the shit that is coming out from her mouth.

" Tell me the truth Erandi, do you like Nathan? Were alone you can trust me."

" I think I do Natalia, I mean he is really hot." I admitted. It feels so weird admitting that I like Nathan.

" Damn you do, I knew it Erandi, Yass!"

" Stop Natalia, before I tell everyone that you like Jacob Otea ."

" No, no Erandi, fine I'll stop. WAIT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT I LIKED JACOB OTEA!!!!!!!"

Suddenly a really hot boy came up to us. I have to admit he is hot, but not like Nathan. Shit I'm starting to think about Nathan again, MEGA FUCKSICLE.

" You girls talking about me?" Said a face that I've seen before, oh I recognize him he is, JACOB OTEA.

"UHHHHHMMMMM......." Said my bff, Natalia. You can tell she was nervous by the way her little hand were shaking.

" Um no we weren't." I backed up. Natalia is lucky to have a friend like me. She would be gawn if it weren't for me. Damn, this mamasita is like forev.
Applause for Erandi Mendoza, THE MASTER.

" You know, you two are cute you two should be the hottest girls in this school."

Damn papi, why can't Nathan be like you.

FUCK I'M STARTING TO THINK ABOUT NATHAN AGAIN, FUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

" Bye *winks*, wait I didn't get your names, I'm Jacob!"

Natalia was still paralyzed so I had to talk for her. F you Natalia, you owe me.

" Our names are Erandi Mendoza and Natalia Corona."

" Those are beautiful names, well we around MAMASITAS, *WINK*"

OMG JACOB WINKED AT US, DAMN HE IS SO HOT, YASSS_!!!!!

Suddenly Natalia returned back to normal. Thanks god.

" By the way you and Nathan still make a cute couple." Said the Natalia that returned back to normal.

"Love, Love......"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!" I SAID INTERRUPTING NATALIA.

DAMN MAMI CHILL

"Damn Girl, chill, cmon let's go fucking lunch, my fucking fat ass belly is hungry." Said Natalia

"Fine"

That was all it took, we started walking to the cafeteria and when we got there Nathan caught my eye.

Well whatever I'm going to eat lunch in peace.

Hopefully I can have a peaceful lunch.

My dear followers, thanks so much for the votes and the reads. I love you all. Special call out to oji_panda . I love you all, and thank you so much for supporting me, you don't know how grateful I feel. I'm so sorry I haven't uploaded, but I got into some things so, sorry. I don't think i will update a lot this summer because i have to go to swim team, and i am going to washington and las vegas this summer, yassss!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will post some pictures of  my trip on my instagram and snapchat, if i have time. luv yall and, byeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!