Ways to Tell You're a Sherlock Fan
(there's only 9 episodes to go on so give me a break)
-The fear that accompanies the song "Staying Alive"
-A free of hospital rooftops
-If you have yellow spray paint you either draw a smiley face or Chinese numerals
-You try to deduce people but fail epicly
-You know ask the types of tobacco(all 143 types)
-You keep body parts in the kitchen
-You don't trust cabbies
-You keep a copy of A-Z London with you
-The password on your phone is SHER(7437)
-You have a homeless network
-When you see an apple, you have an urge to write I.O.U on it
-You have your own Mind Palace
-Your sibling is your archnemesis
-You dance like your stealing the Crown Jewels
-You have your own blogger
-You want to wear a sheet to Buckingham Palace
-You have a hedgehog named John
-You say "bored" and "dull" a lot
-You tell people how brilliantly idiotic they are
-You want a glow-in-the-dark bunny
-When you see a giant, black dog you think of H.O.U.N.D.
-You own a riding crop
-You cry, scream, or on the verge of tears whenever you hear "Reichenbach"
-You own an umbrella only to look cool
-Whenever someone says "Vatican Cameos" you duck
-You can quote a whole scene
-You use Sherlock quotes all the time
-You think Sherlock is better than Elementary
-You wear jumpers
-Sherlock is my a psychopath. He's a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
-Your also wear trench coats and scarves
-You want a short friend to make you look tall
-You want to steal an ashtray from Buckingham Palace
-Whenever you meet someone you ask them, "Afghanistan or Iraq"
-You have a fear of white pills
-You ask people if they're seriously keeping their mustache
-You ask people if their mustache can rub off
-You know the episodes by heart(but it's only 9 episodes, so it's not that hard...)
-You have a three patch problem
-You're ringtone is "Staying Alive"
-You own the Sherlock BBC soundtrack
-You went to see Star Trek: Into Darkness for Benedict Cumberbatch
-You went to see The Hobbit for Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch
-You want to be a Consulting Detective
-You blame Steven Moffat for your problems
-You think John Watson is a pretty lady
-Sherlock is not the king of England, because there is not one
-You're not a psychopath, you're a high functioning fangirl.
-You often tell people you'll burn the heart out of them
-You wish you had cheekbones. But you're afraid you'd cut yourself on them...
-Alone is what you have. Alone protects you.
-You hate it when people are so obvious
-When you're taking a test and get to the last question, you go and say, "Is the Final Problem!"
-You like to be over dramatic
-You now do not want to ride an airplane. Falling's like flying, but there's a permanent destination.
-You're proud to be in the crazy fandom
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Ways to Tell You're a Fangirl {Wattys 2016}
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