Dipper looked back at TOby as they continued,"So am I the only one who thought that was really ominous?" He paused for a reply, receive silence."No? Okay then.""So why do the trees change color?" Mabel asked as they went onto land, passing the red trees.
"Yeah, I've noted atleast like three different colors. But I also have some theories as to why. You see..." Dipper started rambling off about different theories that included, a triangle with one eye, aliens, space creatures, and all our lost hopes and dreams. The last one was a tad dark, Dipper had looked away bitterly when he said that.
"They're made of 'Stuff'." RGB pointed to the wisp like leaves of the tree.
"There has to be more than just 'Stuff'!" Dipper said as he threw his hands for emphasis.
"Well Stuff basically is what everything in this strange world is made of. But it can go by other names." He thought for a moment,"I believe it's translated into 'Thought' in your language."
"So since it makes everything, are the people here made of it?" Mabel gazed around at the trees, taking in the amount of them.
"Well, it can be hard to get hold of." RGB swung his cane around to use.
"But it's everywhere, how would it be hard?" Dipper asked as he tried to jot down the conversation.
"I'll explain it like this," RGB paused as Dipper turned a page in his notebook." You see, the reason we can't get ahold of it is, it's powerful. It's our reality. In fact, it controls us more -so than we, it." A bird like creature passed them, red slashes striking out on the black coat."Evening." RGB gave his hat a tip, the other mimicked it. Mabel gave a wave as it walked pass them."We need Stuff to live but trees exist with or without us."
"So is anything stronger than this Stuff and the trees?"
"Nothing."
"So have the trees ever hurt someone, being so powerful and all?"
"Mighty quisative today aren't we?" He chuckled,"The trees are much too wise to do something like that." RGB looked up to see Dial, he sucked up his displeasure and put on a chipper tone and a smile.
"Well I'll be. Look who it ain't." Dial mused, a southern like accent ringing out. "RGB, you rascal you, c'mere!" Dial pulled RGB into a swift hug before patting his back and eventually letting go."Where in the hey did you come from?! Last I've heard you were in the Clink again, stealing keys lately?" Mabel and Dipper just watched the exchange, not wanting to get caught by the radio headed person and thrown into a hug or long conversation.
"...Always a pleasure." RGB squeezed out through the constant talk.
Dial turned towards the twins, both frozen in place, not wanting to join the conversation. He started to walk towards the two, stopping at Dipper,"And I see you've brought two pieces of pie! Hey there Missy and mister! Swell t'meetcha!"
"A pair of Heroes." RGB input.
"Two? Well, let's have a look atcha mister!" Despite Dipper's protests Dial picked him up."Coo-ey! Lokit you! Neat hat too!" He hosted Dipper a bit higher,"Why, I could just eat you two up!"
RGB watched the scene, neither of them were enjoying this."I'd prefer you didn't."
"Ah, you're no fun, RGB." Dial looked between the two twins,"You picked a pair of prize fighters for this round, buddy!"
Mabel looked up at Dial,"So are you a monster?"
"I certainly am, Missy! You scared of me?" Dial teased.
"No. RGB said he was the worst one."
Dial turned towards the telly head,"Is that a fact now..." He trailed off, moving Dipper to his side, still oblivious to the resistance."You have a plan, monster?"
RGB gave a smile and put his cane behind his back, wishing slightly to knock out Dial and run...But that's only a wish sadly.
"Mhm. That's what troubles me."
"Whatever do you mean?" RGB asked innocently.
"What I'm meanin' is you and your plans allus go hand in hand with a whole load of trouble." Dial said with a shake of his head, Mabel gave Dipper a look 'sounds familiar huh'.
The telly shook his own head lightly,"You worry too much, dear cousin."
"I'm not worryin' RGB, it's predictin'."
Dial shoved Dipper into RGB's arms, annoyed with the holding."Well,RGB, it's been a blast but it's gettin' late." Dial started to walk away, turning back to them."Y'all best find somewhere to hunker down and get some shut eye." He waved goodbye,"Take care y'all!" Dial started walking away again but looked to RGB,"You too, you silver-screened varmint!"
RGB shifted Dipper in his arms, putting him down as Dial turned for good."Don't you fret, we will. Cheerio!" He called out to the cousin.
"Maybe I'll tune in later!" Dial joked, RGB gave a painfully fake laugh, dropping the smile immediately once Dial was far enough away.
"I hate him." Dipper said as he walked back over to Mabel.
"I can agree, so very, very much."
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Dimensions - The Property of Hate and Gravity Falls crossover
FanfictionWhat were to happen if our favorite Telly head found himself in the Mystery Twin's room? I'll try to update atleast once a week.