Doubts and Ideas 1/2

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A/N Hi guys so this would have been out yesterday but due to the weather my internet went out until later in the morning :/

"Where in the bloody hell did you find those things?" RGB demanded, shuffling back a bit.
Dipper rubbed the back of his head,"Well actually they were here when we woke up."
"You need to get off it! Those are ideas, and are highly dangerous!" RGB explained as he started to get up."Leave it! Right now!"
Mabel frowned and looked to Dipper before turning back to RGB,"No." Dipper nodded as he petted the Idea.
"What?" The telly asked, looking to Dipper,"You need to get off them!"
"No, we won't leave them." Mabel crossed her arms,"We don't want to!"
RGB stood up, grabbing his hat."Listen to me! Ideas are immortal, they eat you from the inside out, and they change everything! It's even changing you both right now!" He pointed out as the twin's color seemed to flicker and not completely fill the outline. "GET OFF! Before it completely possesses you both!"
Both the twins were getting agitated, starting to yell at the telly,"No. No, it's ours! You're jealous! It's ours, you don't understand because your stupid your wrong!" They took turns yelling at him as they got more and more consumed by the Idea, colors disappearing more and more,"IT'S NOT YOURS!" The both yelled at him before the Idea started bounding away.
RGB was agitated at the two twins, he had hoped that Dipper would've atleast listened. He grabbed his cane and prepared to throw it,"No, it's not. But you Are!" He yelled, chucking the cane to first yank off Dipper. He caught the brother and unhooked him before throwing the cane again to catch the other one. The Ideas crashed into the ground with the sudden loss of the passengers.
Dipper and Mabel were being pushed by RGB to move along as he quickly gave them their hastily packed bags before he just picked one twin up in each arm."What happened?" Mabel asked, blinking her eyes hard.
"Well nothing much, you two were just getting carried away by Ideas. Everyday normal tasks seems to be finding trouble anyways." He said, starting to pick up the pace.
"Their getting back up." Dipper stated, looking behind him worriedly.
"Oh Goody." Replied RGB.
"Their eating the flowers now." Dipper said as RGB somehow vaulted a tombstone with them both.
RGB sighed as he continued the run,"Ideas do that, feed on the world around them." He checked behind him for the Ideas,"Well even the inhabitants are on the menu, hence the running."
"Can we chase them away-" Mabel started before Dipper interrupted her,"No grappling hook!" He stated, making Mabel pout."Speaking of chasing it off, didn't you say you were a monster, you should be able to."
"Now is not the time for me to be questioned by children." RGB said as they left the graveyard area with the Ideas still hot on their tail.
Dipper went through the basic ideas that he could think of, stopping them, stunning, trapping and another one that was shot down before it even left his mouth.
The telly head snapped,"What aren't you getting? They're IDEAS!" He explained,"They do not die, they aren't real, and they do not give up!" He could hear the jumbled barking of the Idea getting closer,"Listen, they feed on anything and everything they see! So as they as they're inspired, they will continue to rampage!" Dipper looked down guiltily, how could they have known all the dangers? "Our only option is to run and hope that bloody thing becomes distracted by some-" He stopped when he saw Mabel straining to reach his screen, barely reaching it."What are you two d-" Mabel jerked forwards and was able to click the channel.
RGB went limp and started to fall forwards, the twins falling out of his arms,"-But you may want to be careful...who knows what creatures could have done it." Said a man on screen as the twins bounced once they hit the ground. Mabel rushed over to RGB and started to change the channel as the Ideas grew even closer,"You Upir are- ksss- They'll never be able to-kss- The universe is-ksss-" She kept switch through the channels until she found an infomercial and turned the screen to the Ideas,"-And only this week can you get this amazing item! It comes with 10, that's right 10, different attachments!" The Dieas sat down, transfixed to the screen.
Dipper was taking the opportunity to write what they experienced in the journal."And if you get it now, you'll get another one half off! For the low price of free you can get nothing extra added to your shipping costs." The Ideas started whining as there form started to go, the color draining. Mabel turned away and closed her eyes, not wanting to watch.
Dipper clicked RGB's channel back,"AGH! I sincerely hope you two have the best explanation I've heard..." He started, seeing Mabel looking away and pointing at the Ideas. He scrambled away from them,"Get it off, get it off!" He panicked, getting up quickly.
Dipper looked at the now crying Ideas,"What did we do to them?" He asked, looking back to RGB.
"Well it seems you bored them to tears. A somewhat unorthodox method, but apparently quite effective." The telly replied, putting his hat on.
"I thought they were good creatures." Mabel said sadly, walking over to Dipper.
"I never said it wasn't." RGB said, turning away and grabbing his cane. Mabel and Dipper shared a horrified look." Now come come, we can't afford to tarry over trifles." RGB looked back at the twins,"Well? Are you two coming?" Mabel hurried to catch up to the guide, leaving Dipper by the Ideas.
"He's really living up to being a monster hm?" Asked the now present monochrome butterfly.
"I knew he was too good to be a monster, and now he's proven it." Dipper said bitterly, crossing his arms.
"You are forgetting, this is not his journey. These are not his decisions." It said wisely. Dipper looked down and hugged the journal before putting it in his bag and standing up.
RGB turned towards Dipper as Mabel walked beside him,"Excuse me, hello? Are you coming?" He asked.
"Come on Dippingsauce let's go." Mabel said, putting on a smile. The other sighed and jogged towards them.
They walked through an empty field, a dreary atmosphere hung above them. Dipper and Mabel hung back a bit feeling a bit sad at the Ideas. The came across huge bones, having to climb over some. Dipper looked at the bones uninterested, trudging on, their distance between RGB growing. They entered an area where the sky turned from the depressing grey to a green tint with slashes of blue swirled in, dark, red grass covering the field now. RGB was annoyed, turning to the far behind twins,"Is molasses your default speed setting or are you two antagonising me on purpose?"

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