*In room listening to Linkin Park*
*Meanwhile downstairs in the living room*
Bardock:Man I can't believe Turles didn't kill her!
Vegeta:Yeah, Well at least we got the dragon balls!
Bardock:True
Goku:*Comes into the living room* Hey Guys, Watcha doing?
Vegeta & Bardock:Nothing
Goku:Uh...Have you guys seen Nova?
Bardock:Nope, she's probably still hiding from Turles!
Goku:Hmm, she might be in her room *Walks away*
Vegeta:Whatever
*Still listening to LP, Hears knocking on the door* aw seriously *turns of music*
*opens door and sees Goku*
Oh hey Goku what's up?
Goku:Nothing just wanted to see how ya doing!
Well other than having my poor tail broken I'm ok!
Goku:He broke you tail?
*Shows him tail with bandages* Yep
Goku:ouch Does it hurt?
Not anymore which is good!
*Phone goes of*
*Checks the phone* Oh yay another dare!
Goku:Cool is it for me?
No
Goku:aww man
Don't worry you'll get your turn soon!
Now let's see, this is for Vegeta!!
Well no time to waste come
Goku:ok *follows*
*Goes downstairs into the living room*
*Sees Vegeta* Vegeta!
*Vegeta & Bardock turn their heads*
Vegeta:Oh...what do you want?
Vegeta I got a dare for ya requested by kittycat-meow!!!
Vegeta:Oh great
Bardock:Well I'm out *Takes the Dragon Balls and leaves*
Vegeta:Grrr I'm not doing one of those stupid dares!!!
Oh come on it won't be that bad I promise!
Vegeta:...
Pls *Puppy eyes*
Vegeta:...Grrrr fine I'll do it!
Yay k your dare is to say daddy jokes!
Vegeta:D-Daddy jokes!?
Yep
Vegeta:No
But you just said-
Vegeta:I don't give a *Beep* on what I said!!
LANGUAGE, AND YOU HAVE TO ITS A DARE!!!
Vegeta:...Tch fine
Goku:Well imma grab a snack I'm hungry!
Vegeta:hello hungry im Vegeta
Goku:wat!?
-_- *he can do better than that*
Goku:uh...Ok *walk away*
Vegeta:How was that?
Eh -_-
Vegeta:What do you mean "Eh"
Well you could do better than this!
Vegeta:Well I'm Sorry I Don't Know Daddy Jokes!!!
Ok I get it but lower your damn voice!
Vegeta:...
Turles:*walks into living room*
Ep *Hides under a blanket behind the T.V.*
Turles:*Sigh*You know I can still see you?!
...
Turles:Just come out will ya!
...
Turles:Whatever*leaves*Is he gone?
Vegeta:just come out!
*Comes out of hiding spot*Thank god!
Well imma finisher here!
Vegeta: Whatever
Goku:Hey Nova can I have the last sandwich you made?
Sure!
Vegeta:you want a Sandwich *waves hand like the fairy godmother from Cinderella* Poof there your a sandwich!
Goku:*Turns into a Sandwich*
Goku & Me:O_o
(Thinks)*Not a dad joke 😓*
Goku:Well looks like I'm a Sandwich, Time to eat 🤤
*Sigh*
Hey guys hope you enjoyed this dare...Or not anyways sorry if it sucked don't be mad, but keep those dares coming this book will be endless 😈 so remember to comment down a dare or question byeee!
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