Vegeta's Dare

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*In room listening to Linkin Park*

*Meanwhile downstairs in the living room*

Bardock:Man I can't believe Turles didn't kill her!

Vegeta:Yeah, Well at least we got the dragon balls!

Bardock:True

Goku:*Comes into the living room* Hey Guys, Watcha doing?

Vegeta & Bardock:Nothing

Goku:Uh...Have you guys seen Nova?

Bardock:Nope, she's probably still hiding from Turles!

Goku:Hmm, she might be in her room *Walks away*

Vegeta:Whatever

*Still listening to LP, Hears knocking on the door* aw seriously *turns of music*

*opens door and sees Goku*

Oh hey Goku what's up?

Goku:Nothing just wanted to see how ya doing!

Well other than having my poor tail broken I'm ok!

Goku:He broke you tail?

*Shows him tail with bandages* Yep

Goku:ouch Does it hurt?

Not anymore which is good!

*Phone goes of*

*Checks the phone* Oh yay another dare!

Goku:Cool is it for me?

No

Goku:aww man

Don't worry you'll get your turn soon!

Now let's see, this is for Vegeta!!

Well no time to waste come

Goku:ok *follows*

*Goes downstairs into the living room*

*Sees Vegeta* Vegeta!

*Vegeta & Bardock turn their heads*

Vegeta:Oh...what do you want?

Vegeta I got a dare for ya requested by kittycat-meow!!!

Vegeta:Oh great

Bardock:Well I'm out *Takes the Dragon Balls and leaves*

Vegeta:Grrr I'm not doing one of those stupid dares!!!

Oh come on it won't be that bad I promise!

Vegeta:...

Pls *Puppy eyes*

Vegeta:...Grrrr fine I'll do it!

Yay k your dare is to say daddy jokes!

Vegeta:D-Daddy jokes!?

Yep

Vegeta:No

But you just said-

Vegeta:I don't give a *Beep* on what I said!!

LANGUAGE, AND YOU HAVE TO ITS A DARE!!!

Vegeta:...Tch fine

Goku:Well imma grab a snack I'm hungry!

Vegeta:hello hungry im Vegeta

Goku:wat!?

-_- *he can do better than that*

Goku:uh...Ok *walk away*

Vegeta:How was that?

Eh -_-

Vegeta:What do you mean "Eh"

Well you could do better than this!

Vegeta:Well I'm Sorry I Don't Know Daddy Jokes!!!

Ok I get it but lower your damn voice!

Vegeta:...

Turles:*walks into living room*

Ep *Hides under a blanket behind the T.V.*

Turles:*Sigh*You know I can still see you?!

...

Turles:Just come out will ya!

...
Turles:Whatever*leaves*

Is he gone?

Vegeta:just come out!

*Comes out of hiding spot*Thank god!

Well imma finisher here!

Vegeta: Whatever

Goku:Hey Nova can I have the last sandwich you made?

Sure!

Vegeta:you want a Sandwich *waves hand like the fairy godmother from Cinderella* Poof there your a sandwich!

Goku:*Turns into a Sandwich*

Goku & Me:O_o

(Thinks)*Not a dad joke 😓*

Goku:Well looks like I'm a Sandwich, Time to eat 🤤

*Sigh*

    Hey guys hope you enjoyed this dare...Or not anyways sorry if it sucked don't be mad, but keep those dares coming this book will be endless 😈 so remember to comment down a dare or question byeee!

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