Dating Jake Paul

Jakey🙈❤️

Jakey🙈❤️: I'm so bored

Me: what are you doing again?

Jakey🙈❤️: I'm doing an interview for seventeen magazine.

Me: and that's boring?

Jakey🙈❤️: yeah cause I'm just waiting here for them to be ready and they are taking forever. I just wanna go home and be with you and our girls.

Me: It's make me so happy when you say our girls.

Jakey🙈❤️: me too. I can't wait till they are  born.

Me: You can't wait?!? I'm the one with walking around with the watermelon stomach.

Jakey🙈❤️: I know but I just wanna be with them.

Me: I know what you mean.

Jakey🙈❤️: I can't wait to see who they look like. I hope they look like you.

Me: Why?

Jakey🙈❤️: Because your Beautiful that's why.

Me: Aww Baby your so sweet.

Jakey🙈❤️: But in a way I hope they don't look like you too.

Me: Why?

Jakey🙈❤️: Because then boys will wanna date them.

Me: Oh and that would just be horrible.

Jakey🙈❤️: The three of them are never allowed to date.

Me: I think it will be ok if they date.

Jakey🙈❤️: Over my dead body the will.

Me: Why can't They date. She says regretting it instantly.

Jakey🙈❤️: Because all boys want is sex. That's all they think about.

Me: Your a boy.

Jakey🙈❤️: Yeah and that's all that's on my mind too. The last thing I want is for my girls to date someone like me.

Me: well statics say that girls are always looking for a guy like there dad.

Jakey🙈❤️: I sure hope not.

Me: So are they not gonna be able to go to prom?

Jakey🙈❤️: Yeah they can go.

Me: Really?

Jakey🙈❤️: Yeah as long as I am their date.

Me: Yeah I'm sure that will go over real well. I think they can go with boys.

Jakey🙈❤️: Hell no do you realize how many people have sex at prom and then get pregnant.

Me: Nope I didn't go to prom.

Jakey🙈❤️: Why not?

Me: A. I didn't get asked. B. Me and Banks just watched movies all night.

Jakey🙈❤️: ohh. How did we even get on this topic?

Me: I don't know.

Jakey🙈❤️: I gotta go They are ready for me now.

Me: Can you pick up ice cream on They way home please and chocolate.

Jakey🙈❤️: Anything for you.

Me: I love you! 😘

Jakey🙈❤️: I love you too. See you later.

Me: see ya 👋🏼