So I was walking down the street with Zach and Mike. Then we saw this half naked man ruining down the street screaming at the top of his lungs, " I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE!!!" Oh I forgot to tell you! Mike was drunk as fuck! He couldn't talk right! Don't worry he's 22. He took off his shirt and fallowed the man screaming " BITCH, I GOT WHISKY FOR FUCKING DAYS!!!!" Me and Zach had no other choice we had to follow them. The two idiots ran into a strip club! Zach was looking for a girl at the time so he got a little distracted. We found the two on a pole dancing like strippers. " WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!??!??!!? MIKE YOU GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!!!" I never heard him yell that loud. He's the quite one. " Zack's right! You get you ass down here!" I think he was trying to say something but the poor guy couldn't say "no!" We dragged him down from the stage and took him to the car. The asshole brought a empty bottle of beer. "Mike you need to stop drinking for now, okay? So please put that down!" Zach pleaded. "OGAY!" He bashed the fucking window and screamed "HEAGS OP!" Then threw it at someone. Someone was smart and called the cops, cuz it hit someone in the head. Mike was innocent but was almost sent to jail. He still gets drunk and when we go to his house on Fridays it's not pretty. He's on a fucking stripper pole! You'll need wash you eyes after that. That was my second story and they get worse... much worse. But you made it though story two so yeah!!!!!! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
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Yay! More random memes!!!! Good luck on the next one! It's a doosey! (Kill me!) 🤣🤣🤣
