When there is a nope sitting in front of the door.
You are at the entrance of your home and you have already closed the garage door and there's no turning back. Because the garage is Death Trap full of nopes.
How big was the nope if you ask? About as big as a face of a watch. Its legs were quite... bent at like a 30° angle, and not spread out.
And its species was a specialty Nope.
Aka it looked poisonous. Kind of like a brown recluse.
So I'm walking to the door and stop.
Nope!
Noope! Nooope! *grabs nearby broom without taking eyes off it*
NOOOOPE!
So I sweep it, and it runs off at blazing speeds to the left right onto another fellows spiders web like it was its own.
And the other spider, who is much smaller in comparison, just doesn't move an inch, it's like, "yeah man.... Your bigger than me.... you can have this web.... im not here."
That's literally what just happened when I came home.
The worst part was I had to go back out to the garage and get the rest of my things from the car.
I was seriously expecting it to be sitting in front of the door when I open the door. It wasn't, then I expected it to jump on me and just attack me like the ferocious monster it is.
But it didn't.
Then I got to the cars
I had no idea if there were others hiding underneath the other car, so I just ninja'd on top of the foot Rails.
Did I tell you guys about the giant spider on the front porch that Swung like Spider-Man. (It was even bigger than this nope)
If not please tell me that I didn't so I can tell you guys. I'm too lazy to check myself.
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