Pterodactyl Screeches From a Homosexual - A Personal Book

Weird Ass Dreams

I had this dream a few weeks ago that I was at my friend's birthday and there were a bunch of Broadway actors there.

And them this kid who my friend hates (who also is the brother of my crush) burst in dressed in drag as Maleficent and just went "What no invitation to the party?"

Then Phillipa Soo chucked the birthday cake at him and he started melting before Ben Platt beat everyone to death with a baseball bat.

I also had a dream Ramin Karimloo was my English teacher and I was failing English

Please help