Pterodactyl Screeches From a Homosexual - A Personal Book

The Together Shower

I'm sorry if the chapter of this scared you away oops

So I was at Beauty and the Beast rehearsal and we all decided to play the Boss Game.

The Boss Game is basically where one person is late to work and their boss asks them why they're late. The late person has to guess what the co-workers are acting out behind the boss's back (because they've made up a scenario to why you're late. One thing happens at home, one on the way to work, and one at work). The boss will turn around every so often and ask the co-workers (who have frozen in place of their actions) what they're doing. They have to respond with something with something work related and the boss can choose to fire them or not.

We decided to spice it up a bit and my friend Robbie and I were roommates who were late together. The boss asked why we were late and I was looking at the co-workers who looked like they were acting out showering.

I opened my mouth and that's when disaster struck.

"So we were taking a shower-"

And then Robbie interrupts me, mortified. "WAIT, WE WERE SHOWERING TOGETHER!?"

I froze and repeated in my head what I said out loud.

That's when Sophia knew, she fucked up.

And then everyone just started laughing hysterically and I just went "NO NO NO WAIT NO"

And that's the story of the Together Shower