Fight

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by Sophia_le_Nerdiest

by Sophia_le_Nerdiest

So today at school, two girls got into a fight.

Right next to me...

Lemme explain.

I heard this one girl complain to her friends. "Man I am so fed up with *insert other girl name here*."

And then everyone went outside since it was the end of lunch (and people played basketball on the blacktop. It's a thing we do at our school).

I was just standing around next to the one girl who was bitching about another girl to her friend.

WHAM

Then the other girl she talked shit about just started to slap her and I noped the fuck out of there.

And the whole 8th grade witnessed it.

After my lunch period, I had a clarinet lesson (I swear to fucking god if any of you call me Squidward I will beat the living shit out of you). I play bass clarinet, but I was still paired with some girls who play B flat clarinet.

My band teacher (arguably my favorite teacher) always talks to us before the lesson begins like "Oh how are you guys today?"

I just go "Well I'm mortified."

And then we start talking about the fight.

One of the girls in my lesson group said it was "The most exciting thing that's happened at our school." (We don't usually get fights and stuff like that)

Someone else said "Wow, Sophia, you got front row seats!"

Yeah after the fact it was pretty fucking funny, but I'm still terrified from the whole experience.