Going Through Puberty

Chapter One: Erection

Author's Notes: Before you begin reading, I would want to announce that this is a GAG. I simply wrote this for comedy. And yes, this is an mature story, according to the upcoming inappropriate language and content you'll be reading...AND my previous warnings that I have written down in my description, in case you have missed that. I would not want to damage the innocence of the young children's eyes and corrupt their minds. It will contain dirty jokes. Lastly, if you're all familiar with the Netflix shows, I'm sure some of you know a particular show that has influenced me in writing this story...*wink wink* Any whoosies, to those lovely teens who've endured the struggle and disgusting age of puberty, it has been an awkward yet pleasure of you being here today. So please read and enjoy yourself. ;)

Chapter One: Erection

"Happy Birthday, Sasuke!"

Sasuke Uchiha wasn't very fond of the idea of having a special celebration of his twelfth birthday today. Especially coming home after a long catastrophic and pointless D-mission with his foolish teammates; Kakashi-sensei and Sakura Haruno. And let's not forget the infamous dead last idiot himself; Naruto Uzumaki—who continuously screws up in every mission they were assigned to. Sasuke awaited for the day when the dunce decides to quit being a ninja which, unfortunately, will most likely take a while considering the idiot never gives up. But when they've completed the pointless mission, the team planned out an unexpected birthday celebration for the Uchiha. On rare occasions, the young Uchiha boy shows to appreciate the team's kindness. And this was one of them. So he chose not to decline the mini celebration. Aside from that, Sasuke couldn't simply mind and refuse if he were to commemorate his birthday again with his loving and caring family.

A smile spread across his lips. "I'm home."

All the while, it is entirely reassuring to be back home and being welcomed with a warm comforting greeting by his wonderful family. He couldn't ask for anything more than this.

His father, Fugaku Uchiha, approached to Sasuke, providing him a pat on his shoulder. "Happy birthday, son," he flashes a wide grin at the twelve year old boy, his brother stood behind his father wearing an amused smirk.

It was quite unusual for a few moments that his father would bring his full attention to his youngest child. These past years, his father was fixated on Itachi Uchiha—the fact that he is the most skillful and honorable ninja of the Uchiha Clan. But ultimately, it is Sasuke's birthday. And Sasuke is currently at the center of the spotlight. Undoubtedly, he was very much appreciated by his father's rare greeting. The young Uchiha knew that his own father would not fail to cherish his son's birthday.

"Happy birthday, honey," Sasuke's mother, Mikoto Uchiha, spoke up as she plants a kiss on her son's cheek. "I cannot believe my baby is twelve years old. You're all growing up so fast! Now, Sasuke, wash your hands before you head to the kitchen, alright? There's an unsweetened cake waiting for you on the table."

Once Sasuke cleanse his hands, he strolled his way to the kitchen where his family gathered together and patiently waited for him, happily singing the birthday song. Mikoto gave out a few pieces of sugarless cake to her husband and two sons.

Sasuke instantly brought his attention at his older brother, stunned at the sight of him casually ingesting the cake.

"Nii-san, I thought you loved eating sweet stuff. I expected you wouldn't like this sort of cake."