7) 911

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OHHHHHHH

Dashing through the snow

With a pair of broken skies

I think I broke my knees!

Sailing through these trees

The snow is turning red

I think I might be dead

Woke up in the hospital

With stitches in my head!

OHHHHHHH

911 911

Someone call the cops

911 911

Before my heart beat stops!

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