Ja'far Makes Poor Life Decisions

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Sindaddy: OMG JA'FAR HAS ADMITED TO LIKING ME! I KNEW ITTTTT! HAHHHHHH

Ja'far: Kill me. 

Ja'far: I don't recall this ever happening but please, kill me.

Sindaddy: I HAVE PROOF

*hours before*

Ja'far: siiiiiiinnnn

Sindaddy: ???

Ja'far: I realllyyy liiiike youuuu

Pisti: He's drunk

Sindaddy: WOW! JA'FAR IS DRUNK!? HOW? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE TRIED TO ACHIEVE THAT? SO MANY TIMES! AND ITS NEVER WORKED! WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!? 

Pisti: I just heard him mumbling about how he wanted to forget all his problems, Idk what happened

Ja'far: hahahah... problems... who needs thos!

Sindaddy: HES USING INCORRECT GRAMMAR! 

Ja'far: Who needs grammar? who needs a stupid purpel hird maan? I suuuredont 

Pisti: Yeah... I'll feel bad for him in the morning. 

Pisti: He's realllllllly drunk. 

*Present time*

Sinbad: See? Proof. 

Ja'far: Kill me. 

Ja'far: Please kill me. 

Alibaby: Wow.... OMG THIS IS GREAT! 

Morgiana: I'm sorry for your loss Ja'far

Sinbad: WHAT LOSS?!

Ja'far: Thank you Morgiana... 

Morgiana: :)

Ja'far: Please kill me.

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