*Sindaddy has created a group chat*
Sindaddy: I am addressing this group because I have come up with the greatest scheme of all, and I need your help.
Judalthehugeprick: If it involves world domination count me in! Say, have you finally come to your senses and joined the fallen??? :D
Sindaddy: No! I'm talking about Ja'far! He's still mad at me about the keffiyeh thing! I need a plan to fix it!
Alibaby: I thought you said you had a plan?
Sindaddy: yeah, my great plan is to get you guys to figure out a plan. See? Greatest scheme of all!
Crybabyhakuryuu: Why don't you just ask Ja'far about the Keffiyeh thing? Or I don't know, fix his for him?
Alibaby: Yeah, you've got like a magician don't you?
Sindaddy: Apparently thats not the same and it can never be replaced? I don't know what his attachment is to the thing!
Alibaby: I mean he's had it for a while right? It'd be weird if he wasn't attached to it considering he never takes it off.. like hardly every. I think I've seen him once without it.
Sindaddy: I mean I guess...?
Judalthehugeprick: Why am I in this group chat?
Sindaddy: To help! You love scheming!
Judalthehugeprick: True... but not to your advantage! You know what, I'm feeling generous... I'll make a bargain with you. You give a very generous portion of your peaches and I'll help you out.
Sindaddy: Great! wait really? Okay!
Sindaddy: Done! Just shipped you a big box of nice fresh peaches! Now whats the plan?
Judalthehugeprick: This is!
*Judalthehugeprick added Ja'far to the group chat*
Sindaddy: You traitor!
Judalthehugeprick: Wow, you really are stupid. Why would I ever help you?
Crybabyhakuryuu: virtual high five!
Judalthehugeprick: Just high five me in person idiot. I'm literally right next to you. ....is that my last peach your hiding? Have you been steeling my peaches too now ryuu?
Crybabyhakuryuu: What about it? You're getting a whole new box soon!
Judalthehugeprick: Give it!
Crybabyhakuryuu: Never!
Sindaddy: Why are you two texting all this out?
Crybabyhakuryuu: To bother you
Judalthehugeprick: To annoy you and prove how much better we are!
Sindaddy: How???
Ja'far: What the hell is going on?
Sindaddy: Ja'far!
Ja'far: You.
Sindaddy: You're speaking to me!
Ja'far: ...
Ja'far: You really think I'm upset about a keffiyeh?
Sindaddy: ...You're not??
Ja'far: No! I'm upset about YOUR DRINKING AND ABANDONMENT OF WORK AND YOU breEAkING my KefFIYEh!
Sindaddy: I thought you said you weren't mad about the keffiyeh
Ja'far: Well I AM! But not AS MAD AS I AM ABOUT YOUR DRINKING< AND ABANDONMENT OF WORK<! UGhhHHH
Judalthehugeprick: Scary :D
Hello! Have another chapter after a really long break! Oops! Guess this'll be on and off continued.
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Magi Texts
FanfictionThis is just some texts from the anime Magi, Scenarios I've thought up... Hopefully they're funny! Requests are always welcome! (Cover photo by me) DISCLAIMER: I don't own the anime or the characters!
