Alibaba Roasts Sinbad

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Sindaddy: Whyyyyy

Ja'far: Well, you deserved it.

Sindaddy: My ARM hurts!

Ja'far: Its not that big of a deal.

Sindaddy: I think its BROKEN!

Ja'far: Your own fault. 

Sindaddy: harsh

Ja'far: But the truth

Alibaby: Wait, what happened?

Ja'far: He fell down the stairs.

Sindaddy: He PUSHED me down the stairs!

Ja'far: You brought that on yourself. 

Alibaby: Oh, I get it! Sinbad was being Sinbad.

Ja'far: Yes

Sindaddy: You don't even know what I did!

Alibaby: Dont need to

Sindaddy: Wow, glad to know you think so highly of me!

Alibaby: I know, its very reassuring knowing your acquaintances trust you so much!

Sindaddy: acquaintances!?! I though we were friends!

Alibaby: And I thought me and Cassim were friends the night he burnt down my house, guess I was wrong!

Morgiana: #Savage

Sindaddy: Ouch

*Alibaby's name was changed to AlibabatheRoastMaster*

Aladdin: Ooh! Morg, you got the hang of the hashtags!

Morgiana: Yes

Judal: Hey little twerp!

Aladdin: Hey huge prick!

*Judal changed Aladdin's name to Aladdinthelittletwerp*

*Aladdinthelittletwerp changed Judal's name to Judalthehugeprick*

Hakuryuu: Judalthehugeprick! :'D

Judalthehugeprick: Laugh all you want Hakuryuu! Laugh alllll you want

*Judalthehugeprick changed Hakuryuu's name to CrybabyHakuryuu*

CrybabyHakuryuu: Wow, thats low.

Judalthehugeprick: Aww, baby Ryuu is angry! 

CrybabyHakuryuu: I'm not a baby!

Judalthehugeprick: Yes you are.

Aladdinthelittletwerp: And here I was thinking he would say 'but your my baby' but noooo, just gotta keep depriving me of my ship do ya?

Judalthehugeprick: That would be very out of character for me, little twerp. Do I look romantic? I'm chaos. 

CrybabyHakuryuu: The cold truth.

Judalthehugeprick: I am ice, and you too, my kings candidate, are chaos. 

CrybabyHakuryuu: The also cold truth. :)

Judalthehugeprick: Though you're more like death than ice, cause of your awesome djinn equip!

Morgiana: I'm just curious why none of you changed your name back?

AlibabatheRoastMaster: I think they secretly like the insult. 

Judalthehugeprick: Nah, Ryuu just doesn't know how to change his name :'D

CrybabyHakuryuu: Thaaaanks

Judalthehugeprick: Anytime!

AlibabatheRoastMaster: And you?

Judalthehugeprick: I'm quite proud of my title. 

Aladdinthelittletwerp: In that case.

*Aladdinthelittletwerp's name was changed to Aladdin*

*Aladdin changed Judalthehugeprick's name to I♡bae*

I♡bae: Hell no!

*I♡bae's name was changed to Judalthehugeprick*

Judalthehugeprick: Twerp.

Aladdin: Prick.

Judalthehugeprick: that I am.

Sindaddy: my arm...

Judalthehugeprick: No one cares sinbad. Note the lack of capitalization on that s.

CrybabyHakuryuu: Living up to your name I see. Though really Sinbad, go fix it rather than just whining. 

Judalthehugeprick: yeah! Ryuu's supposed to be the crybaby! not you.

CrybabyHakuryuu: Wow, thanks

Sindaddy: I cant fix it! It's broken!

Ja'far: you could literally just ask Yamuraiha to fix it, she's a magician.

Sindaddy: Oh right....

Ja'far: Why do I put up with you?

Sindaddy: cause you love me?

Ja'far: Oh right! The free food!

Sindaddy: ;(

Ja'far: :)

Davidisawesome: REJECTION! 

Sindaddy: shoo

Davidisawesome: Rude! You cant shoo me!

Sindaddy: Shoo. Begone.

Davidisawesome: Try all you want, I'm not leaving.

Sindaddy: Shoo. Begone. Go. Off. Away. Delete.

Davidisawesome: lol, nope. 

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