Teen Wolf Chats

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peter exhale
hello
anybody here

derek inhale
no
we don't like you

stilin-me-ski
aww der der don't be rude
what's up peter

lydia c-ome and grace me-martin
no derek please be rude
stiles werent you busy

stilin-me-ski
no

mc-returnmy-calls
hi?

scott added unknown into the groupchat

uknown
hi guys ! i got a phone !

stilin-me-ski
if there were no exclamation marks and derek didn't already have a phone id bet this is him

derek inhale
what do the exclamation marks have to do?

stilin-me-ski
they usually show excitement
you never get excited
you're just grumpy

derek inhale
eXCusE ME

stilin-me-ski
not my problem you're such a sourwolf

derek inhale
okay then, no sex for the next week

stilin-me-ski
bUT WHY I JUST SAID SOME FACTS UGH

derek inhale
facts huh? 2 weeks :)

uknown
oh deer, what an awkward situation.

mc-returnmy-calls
derek used a smiley face, this has to get noted down.

stilin-me-ski
sCOTT DUDE MY PIECE OF SUGA HEY

mc-returnmy-calls
the answer is no

stilin-me-ski
you dont know what i was gonna ask:(

mc-returnmy-calls
derek just cut you off sex for two weeks, i do know what you were going to ask.

stilin-me-ski
ughhh shit
you got an inhaler
bc u got my breath away

unknown
stiles pls the way u flirt is-
stop

stilin-me-ski
who r u anyway

mc-returnmy-calls
it's malia

unknown was set to ourdeermalia

ourdeermalia
I LOVE DEER

stilin-me-ski
we all already knew malia

lydia c-ome and grace me- martin
people add pineapple on pizza, malia will add deer.

mc-returnmy-calls
DONT GIVEHER IDEAS

ourdeermalia
i really dont get why people eat pineapples
i mean spongebod is not eating our houses so why are we eating his

stilin-me-ski
why are you eating Bambi

ourdeermalia
oh my god
i never thought of that!😭💔
but he tastes delicious tho!!!

mc-returnmy-calls
someone in this gc used emojis, i feel like the world got upgraded

lydia c-ome and grace me- martin
malia sweetie, i taste delicious too
now leave bambi im waiting

peter exhale
oh god lydia i didnt wanna know what my daughter's been up to

lydia c-ome and grace me- martin
we'll she's clearly been up to me

peter exhale
im never messaging any of you again
this is a mess

stilin-me-ski
what did you wanna say in the first place

peter exhale
i got a letter from school to verify that im malia's father and i don't know what to do

mc-returnmy-calls
oh yeah they always wanna check those things in the beginning of the year

stilin-me-ski
and now that my dad is away for the month you know who i added as 'parent' ?
derek

derek inhale
is that way i got a letter too?

stilin-me-ski
yEs!

derek inhale
smh stiles

stilin-me-ski
oH COME ON
why dont you love me daddy

coach
im the captain of this ship