Thicc Bih Boh Bi [NSFW smut]

Thicc Bih (Boh Bi)

WARNING:

This is some kinky crazy shit so if you're not about that "having sex with a worm" thing, then please leave now before you get scarred for life.

Thank you!

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Lance is just about done with the Voltron show. Coran was going way too far and all he ever wanted was to lay down and relax for a day. And by relaxing for a day, he meant doing whatever he wants. That included video games, milking Kaltenecker, throwing darts at the target that was nailed against his door with Keith's picture on it, and jerking off with a locked door.

"Hurry up! You're taking too long and the show's about to start!" Coran yelled, simultaneously slamming his fist at Lance's door.

"Okay! Okay! I'm almost done!" Lance sighed, zipping his pants back up. He was so close to coming, too. Maybe after the show, he'll have time to beat his meat again.

Lance changed into his suit and ran to the stadium, catching up with the other paladins who appeared exhausted, but ready. He pondered if his team mates wanted a break as well. Lance didn't want to be the only one.

The sound of loud cheering was ubiquitous to his ears. He looked around and gasps. Lance tried to hold in his laughter because he didn't want to be immature and rude. But he just couldn't help himself and he bursted out laughing, startling Shiro who walked in front of him.

"The stadium is filled with living dildos!" Lance shouted as his dick hardens.

That's right. His dick hardens. Lance didn't get to come yet and all he wanted to do was fuck somebody right then and there. He couldn't do Keith because he wasn't here. He couldn't do Hunk because he was his best friend. He couldn't do Shiro because he was too serious. He couldn't do Pidge because she was asexual. And he couldn't do Allura of Coran because Alteans weren't mammals. They laid eggs like reptiles.

Lance licked his lips seductively as the crowd of Bi Bohs cheered. While his teammates waved and blew kisses to them, Lance on the other hand, contemplated which Bi Boh he wanted to fuck. Dildos come in different sizes. He wanted the thiccest bih he could ever find.

And that when when he spotted the Bi Boh of his dreams. He wasn't in the crowd. He was on the side. Bih Boh Bi... the sexiest Bih Boh in the galaxy.

After the show's first act, Lance ran straight to Bih Boh Bi and made his signature flirting pose. He ran his fingers through his hair, then simultaneously clicked his tongue and made finger guns at him.

"Sup Bih Boh Bi..." he spoke in a low raspy voice. His own voice made Lance harder than he already was.

"Bih Boh?"

"That's right" he winked. "Want to uh... come with with me backstage before the next act? We have five minutes."

Bih Boh nodded and followed Lance backstage. Lance felt Shiro's eyes on him and he gulped in nervousness. He hoped that Shiro didn't come on to his sexual plans with Bih Boh.

When Lance wants to have sex, he prefers it to be private between him and his partner. No one shall interfere unless he chooses to have a threesome. Which happened before... sex with Keith and Rolo was a great memory. Having his penis in Keith's wet anus and watching Keith choke for his dear life on Rolo's eleven inch cock.

Lance locked the door behind him at the changing room. Bih Boh Bih turned around with a smirk. Lance took his shirt off and unzips his jeans, bending down and removing Bih Boh Bih's clothing.