DISCLAIMER : Might have some inappropriate humor, you have been warned.
Imagine a boy is at his girlfriend's house for a first date. The girlfriend's mom leaves and says, "Bye have a good time, but remember, (insert girlfriend's name) is allergic to nuts." The boy says, "Well that ruins all my plans for the afternoon."
The end
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