The following jokes are about random things to do:
1.Call someone just to say them you can't talk right now.
2.Go to the food section in a store, take a pineapple and say loudly
"COME ON SPONGE BOB. I KNOW YOURE IN THERE."
3.When someone asks you what time it is, say yes and walk away.
4.Pretend to be a spy and stare at someone intently.
When they look at you whisper in your shirt "Subject 747 has been spotted. Subject 747 has been spotted."
5.Go to a stranger with a phone and stare at them the whole time saying "Is the sniper in place. Shoot in 3, 2, 1."
See how the stranger reacts.
6.Name your dog naked so you can say
"I'm going to walk naked on the street."
7.Put a giant Dora doll on the floor when someone is about to move it say
"Swiper no swiping. Swiper no swiping."
8.Walk into a random crowd acting casual asking "Are we going to kill him or not."
9.Ring a stranger's door bell and when they answer scream "STRANGER DANGER." And run away.
10.Go to McDonald's and ask for a sad meal. When they react, scream "Sad people have to eat to you know."
And run away.
