The Jokers Handbook

Abducted

This isn't really a question I guess, but it's funny so read on!

Bill, Terry, and James are all in a bar. Then Mason walks in, and he looks distressed.

"What's wrong bro?" Bill asks.

Mason replies, "I got really drunk last night and an alien abducted me."

As soon as he says that James get a scared look on his face.

"What did it do to you?!" Terry exclaims.

"All I remember is being anally probed", Mason says.

"I heard they do that!" Bill says.

"What'd it look like?" Terry says, intrigued.

James begins to get a worried face.

Mason responds, "James......"