1. The dog is not allowed in the house
2. Ok, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms but has to stay off the furniture
4. The dog can got on the old furniture only
5. Fine. The dog is allowed on the furniture but cannot sleep with humans on the bed
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed but only by invitation
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whever he wants but not underneath the covers
8. The dog can only sleep under the covers by invitation
9. The dog can sleep under the covers anytime
10. Humans must ask for permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
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The Jokers Handbook
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