Anaconda

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So my friend was at a dance. Well he owned on some sluts. Here are his exact words (he typed it).

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I was at a dance, and my friends and I were sitting at a table, talking, and these slutty girls walked up and sat with us. We kind of ignored them at first, and they just talked amongst themselves. A few minutes later, one of them asked us "So... do you guys have big dicks?"... And I responded "Babe, my anaconda don't want NOTHING unless you got buns," at which they all screamed and ran away.

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