He's my best friend. He's crazy, like me. We get along well and are always hanging out. His real best friend though, is his bird James. James and my sweet little pet Point get along well. They like to play together and Point usually hangs onto James and he'll give Point a ride. It makes Oliver and I laugh. Oliver is usually pretty chill. Just don't give him a chainsaw though. That's when he'll go crazy. He almost destroyed the house one time. Luckily we were able to stop him. One thing though, is that no one knows what's under the bandages on his face. He's never shown anyone. Not even I know, and I'm his best friend. He's from Britain. That much is obvious. He's really close with Sweet Ann and Big Al. Well, he's really close with all the Engloids. I feel sorry for him though. He was made to sing some song called 'Gay Sex'. He's only 12. Poor child. What do you think Luna?
Luna: *Glomps Oliver*
So sweet. So pure. I love you my child.
Oliver: Thank you. I love you too.
Luna: *Dies of happiness*
Oliver: Luna? Are you okay?
Luna: *No response*
Well... She did it again. Anyways, bye!
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RandomHey! It's Fukase! I convinced Luna to let me make a book with my rants. You wanna hear my opinions? Well, come on in!! Fukase I don't approve of this. Too bad!!
