1. Tell him that his cooking sucks
2. Steal all of his explosives
3. Throw out his cigarettes
4. Ask him why Sebastian is a better cook than he is
5. Get him in trouble (such as using his explosives to explode the kitchen >:D )
6. Steal his flamethrower
7. Set him on fire
8. Set his hair on fire :3
9. Do random crap to annoy him when he is cooking
