1. Call him a stupid potato sucking bastard
2. Skip training
3. Ask him about if he has feelings for Italy
4. Remind him about that time when he proposed to Italy XD
5. Ask him how big his wurst is (if you know what I mean ;) )
6. Act like North Italy but 10x more clumsy and cause more trouble for him
7. Show him GerIta O///▽///O
8. Then show him ItaGer~
9. Steal all of his uniforms and replace them with maid and skimpy sailor outfits. (Don't forget dem tiny mini skirts :3)
