1. Step on a spider in front of him
2. Act like Alois whenever you are near him
3. Slap him XD
4. Tell him that he will never have Ciel
5. Say that Sebastian is a better butler than he is
6. Steal his glasses
7. Tell him that he looks like the child of William T. Spears and Sebastian
8. Ask him if he could tap dance for you and maybe trip him if he does agree to do the request
9. Ask him why he has a damn long tongue
10. Kick him where it hurts to see if he would react
11. Just start dancing and say "OLE" out loud
12. Just be annoying as crap
13. Ask him why he is soooo boring because he doesn't show a emotion
14.Finally drug Alois to make him more annoying to Claude. :3