Jane the Killer X Male Reader [Complete]

Chapter 18: I Now Pronounce You

It has been 3 months since the incident that ended Jeff the Killer, and brought back Jeff Woods, and the international hunt for JEFF THE KILLER and Jane the killer came to a close.

Things have gone smoothly. (Y/n), Ryan, And William began updating new videos to their Youtube Channel. Jeff is living an average teenage life again. And Jane.... Well... Lets just say her life couldn't have been better.

After 3 weeks from that night, where she and her (h/c), (e/c) eyed lover had their night of steamy love making, they found out that Jane was PREGNANT!!! Everybody celebrated this with a party.

As for NOW? Well, after a few weeks of planning and well invested money into certain things for it, Including clean-up crews, we are now at the secret wedding for (y/n) and Jane.

-(y/n) and Jane's wedding in the towns abandoned Church 5:00pm-

(Y/n) was standing to the right of the Alter. At the Alter, stood Conner in his people's, the Apache, shaman outfit.

To (y/n)'s Immediate left, as he is facing towards the church entrance for his soon to be Bride, stood in order, left to right, Ryan, William and Jeff Woods.

(Y/n) was dressed in a nice suit.

(Your wedding suit)

(Y/n) was nervous beyond belief. He smelled his own breath 4 times, his hair 8 times, and when he didn't do either, he was tapping his foot.

(Y/n): Hey Guys, do i look good? Or did I overdo it? Oh god, DO I LOOK A JACKASS?!

Ryan: *pimp slaps (y/n)'s face* Chill the fuck out bro. You look great. So quit panicking out of nervousness.

(Y/n) *nervously*: Nervous? Nervous? Who the hells nervous? I am not nervous! Im COOL! TOTALLY CHILL! AS CHILL AS THE ICEBERG THAT SUNK THE TITANIC!!! *nervous laughter* ahahahhahaha.

William: RIIIIIIGGGHT. Then why are you being so defensive and obnoxiously loud?

Y/n:...Cause FUCK YOU Thats why Will.

Jeff: dude just calm yourself. You look ok.

(Y/n) took a few deep breaths, as Conner just laughed.

Conner: This is a big day, i know, but just remain calm. All will be well. For The Great Spirit has blessed you, your love, and this day. As well as your children.

(Y/n) looked over to Conner with surprise.

(Y/n): how did you know about her pregnancy? I didnt tell you about that yet! And what do you mean children?

Conner: *smiling* i know a mother to be when i see one. As for why i said children, instead of child, well... you will see soon enough.

(Y/n) was just about to go nuts on Conner for hiding something from him. But it just so happened, it was THAT moment that the sound of the old church doors opening echoed thru out the room. And all eyes were on Jane. Wearing a BEAUTIFUL dress that (y/n) paid top dollar to have custom made. Just for her.

The beautiful sight caused (Y/n)s heart to SLAM against his ribcage with every beat! His heart rate was so quick, that if it went ANY faster, it would surly EXPLODE!!!!

Jane slowly walked down towards you with Conners granddaughter to her left. And Conners daughter to her right. Conner had told them to keep this all a secret from others of course. Which they did.

As Jane slowly made her way closer, William decided to play a song on his phone compensate for the lack of an organ.

The song:

When Jane got next to him and everyone was in their place, (y/n) lifted her veil and saw her with a pink blush and a small nervous smile. He had on a smile that was ridiculously happy. All turned to Conner, as he recited the Apache Wedding vows

Apache Wedding Vow:

"Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. Now there will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. Now you are two persons, but there is only one life before you. May beauty surround you both in the journey ahead and through all the years. May happiness be your companion and your days together be good and long upon the earth."

"Treat yourselves and each other with respect, and remind yourselves often of what brought you together. Give the highest priority to the tenderness, gentleness and kindness that your connection deserves. When frustration, difficulties and fear assail your relationship, as they threaten all relationships at one time or another, remember to focus on what is right between you, not only the part which seems wrong. In this way, you can ride out the storms when clouds hide the face of the sun in your lives -- remembering that even if you lose sight of it for a moment, the sun is still there. And if each of you takes responsibility for the quality of your life together, it will be marked by abundance and delight."

(Fun Fact: this is the ACTUAL Apache wedding vow.)

Ryan then said his peace.

Ryan: (y/n), my old friend, throughout my life, I had never believed in fairy tales. For in this life, we are given a ton of hell seemingly non-stop for all eternity, except for the times when we find a commercial like break of happiness. Thus, why should i believe that mumbo jumbo we are told as kids? BUT... I CAN say (y/n), though you are no knight in shining armor or prince charming, you are a great friend and a far better man. And though Jane, you are no damsel in distress, nor princess locked away in a tower, you are a wonderful girl and a beautiful soul despite your past. If my time of seeing you together has taught me anything, it is: That even if a fairy tale does not exist, true love certainly does. For i can think of NO better way to describe the relationship you have had, than that.

William: In short we now proudly pronounce you: "Jackass and Bride"!

You and Jane giggled as you two then turned to each other and you brought her in for THE single longest makeout session ever.

That night was filled with dancing, eating and overall fun.

A month later, (y/n) took Jane to the Hawaii for their Honeymoon. It was filled with fun moments. Tiki Huts, (y/n) doing fire dances. And Jane even put on a grass skirt and a coconut bra to give him an exclusive luau dance. And plenty of got steamy sex.

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5months later-

(Y/n) was at the hospital, standing by his wife's hospital bed. She had just been through 8 hours of labor. Despite crying, feeling immense pain and mood swings, (y/n) loyally stood by her. Giving her support. Holding her hand and helping her with keeping calm despite the situation. But things weren't looking well. Jane was having a difficult pregnancy. And she had lost 2 pints of blood.

The next thing you knew, doctors were escorting you out of the room.

You were in tears. You bent your head down, and for the first time in forever,..... You prayed.

"God, if you are there.... Please.....PLEASE don't let my wife die. Please.... Save Jane..."

( author's note: how would you guys feel if I just ended it here?)