Recipes for disaster

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A/n: This was a long chapter but I cut it in two cause I was lazy :/

It took us a hell of a lot of time to get here but we are Vegas! But not the good part of Vegas, the desert part. Hmm we should play poker later today that's fun! Oh and we can have a lot of drinks and food and, and- "Hey Leo?" oh I forgot we where doing something "Yeah?" I looked over to Taurus who was looking at a sand dun. "Let's put it there!" he said, it? Does he?! He can't! "Excuse me?" Taurus looked at me with that look, oh how I HATE that look, that smug ass face!

"The tree dummy. " He DID rage bubbled up in every part of my body, HOW DARE HE!? HE MADE ME CARRY A HEAVY ASS TREE JUST TO PUT IT IN A FUCKING SAND DUN WHERE IT WILL DIE ANYWAY?! THE NERVE! "You made me do all this to put this tree in the desert where it will die?" I said trying to put a calm voice. "It makes it look alive!" He stated, he's an idiot. "IT'S A FUCKING DESERT IT'S NOT GOING TO LIVE FOR LONG WHAT IS THE USE?!"

I shouted but not incredibly loud as to not attract attention.

"I'M NOT SORRY YOU MADE ME COME WITH YOU EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T WANT TO!" Damn way too loud! "If anyone finds us cause of you, I and only I will have your HEAD." Taurus
nodded out of pure terror. They never exchanged another word, and Taurus starred at the floor the whole time.

"We're here." Taurus looked up to noticed a flamboyant restaurant in the middle of the desert. "A restaurant?" Leo nodded, "Yep let's go to the second floor. As they entered, Taurus was immediately surrounded by woman. "Why can't there be a place we're sexy guys flock around woman?" Leo mumbled making her way to a pool table. "Hiya there sexy!" she purred into a man's ear. "Girls I took him for a bit! Thanks!"

she called out to the multiple woman with him, one of them pressing a button under the pool table. The tall, taned man without a shirt and a tattoo symbolizing Scorpio (♏) on his chest looked at her in horror. "L-L-L-LEO?!" Leo put a hand on her hip. "T-T-T-Thats me!" she said haply. "What are you doing in public?! How many have you killed?! No! I don't care leave me in peace with my woman!" Leo frowned at their lack of cooperation. "No. Now come." a loud boom was heard downstairs. "Damn it!" Leo dragged Scorpio and Taurus to a wall before making a hole in it and leaving.

"Oh! Hey Virgo!"

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