Getting arrested is shocking!

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"No." said Aquarius,

"Sorry I ain't got time." Virgo denied,

"My, my, how kinky! But the forest has many diseases." Pisces said with a smile.

'She's not denying him?!' Aquarius and Virgo thought. "Anyways see ya later we gotta go!" Pisces thought, pulling the others with her. "But wait wasn't that Scorpio?!" Virgo asked trying to escape Pisces' grasp.

"... Nah!" Pisces dismissed her letting her go. "I think it was Pi..." Aquarius added, "It. Was. Not." Pisces said one final time. "Yes. It. Was!" Aquarius and Virgo said in unison. "FINE! But if he isn't I'm kicking your pretty asses!" Pisces declared giving in, they went the opposite way.

During that time they bumped into another person. "Watch where you're going!" Virgo said looking up to see Leo. "RUN BITCHES!" Leo said getting up and helping the others up as well. "Why do we have to-" Before Aquarius finished her sentence a menacing and loud roar was heard.

Without question they started running. "WE ARE DIVINE BEINGS WHY ARE WE RUNNING?!" Aquarius asked (shouted) "Because the bears had it tied for a reason! And swords don't affect it!" Leo responded passing Taurus by.

Aquarius looked back to see a black figure with red eyes chasing them. She stopped and face the thing, sprouting wings and getting at it's eye level, she swung her white colored nunchucks and booped the monster on the head, knocking it out.

As she did a helicopter made it's way to them. "PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND STAY STILL YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" A man shouted, "KISS MY ASS!" Leo shouted causing one of the officers to taze her. "OW! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE GETTING TAZED?!" Leo shouted, "Cause your the one being rude!" Aquarius answered.

"We have the right to remain silent, we also have the right to a lawyer, if we don't have one the court must provide us with one..." Pisces stated in a monotone voice. "SHUT UP!" They all shouted.

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