A/N: Long chapter head!
Pisces, Aquarius, and Virgo where leaning on trees or each other to regain their breath. "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN DOING?! WHY CAN'T YOU GET ARRESTED AND LEAVE THE REST OF US OUT OF IT?!" Yelled Virgo making the other two guilty.
"Let's just go." Pisces ordered with her head low. "Anyway, why are they chasing us again?" Virgo asked, "They want my book it has the locations of the rest of us." Pisces informed Aquarius reach into her bag and got said book. "Keep it and lead us, please." Aquarius stopped suddenly making Virgo bump into her. "Why me?! Oh, Sorry Virgin." Pisces looked back at Aquarius with pleading eyes. "Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-" Aquarius hit Pieces over the head with the book. "SHUT THE HELL UP!" She huffed and with Aquarius in the lead they were off.
Five minutes later...
"So where are we going?" asked Virgo,
"Looking for the others." Pisces replied bluntly.
"Where are they?" she asked again.
"Most of them are near." Aquarius replied,
"And when then what are we supposed to do?" she asked for the third time,
"Then we discuss are next plan." said pisces beginning to get annoyed.
"When are we going to get food?" At this point Pisces had enough and brought her axe to Virgo's neck
"Cut the shit with the dumb questions or I'll cut you." she warned, "Pfff we are immortal dumbass do what you want!" Pisces swung at Virgo's left arm, causing pain to form immediately. Out of reflexe she grabbed her arm and barred with the pain. "Hmpf this is nothing!" she stated, Pisces then cut her right arm off.
"Is that nothing? Or do you want to loose your legs next? Or maybe your boobs! Hmmm they look big enough so I can cut 'em off no prob Bob!" she said getting more and more excited. "You fucking psycho! Get the hell away from me!"
Pisces smirked "Oh? Weren't you immortal?" Aquarius broke them up immediately. "Girls! Calm down let's all keep our boobs intact and find the others. Okay?" They both nodded and started walking again. That is until they collided with someone else. "Oops sorry there... Wanna bang?"
Scorpio's Point of view:
Damn it! Now I'll never live peacefully! Fucking idiots with their stupid plans... "Leo what are you even doing?" Leo looked back at me with a confused expression. "What does it look like? I'm getting us all in one spot people are looking for us now!"
Well shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt "What? You thought she wanted to smash?" asked a smug looking Taurus. "Actually you free tonight baby?" I said savoring his flustered and surprised face, he looks like an idiot.
We were in the forest in no time. "Why are we in the forest exactly?" I asked not really expecting an answer. "Oh I dunno it was close I guess..." Leo replied, "Are you fucking kidding me?! We don't even know where this is!" I blurted out without thinking.
"HEY! THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!" wait a minute... That sounds like, oh we are FUCKED. I turned around to see the worst possible person in this situation: Ursa Mayor and Ursa Minor.
Don't get me wrong Ursa mayor is a good person and lives in this forest too, but- "OH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Leo shouted, Leo and Ursa Mayor are enemies and they are both very very scary whem they are angry! Damn I sound like a bitch. I got so focused on backing away that I accidentally stepped on, chains?
"YOU TOOK MY MAN AND BROUGHT ANOTHER ONE?! YOU ARE SUCH A WHORE!"
"Urs i-it's not like that!"
"Yeah I actually think of the personality and not just think about their dicks!"
While they were fighting amongst eachother I went up to Ursa Minor. She is a girl identical to her sister even though they aren't twins, real cute light brown hair in a ponytail, crystal blue eyes, and, for the most part, good girls.
"Hey tiny." I said to get her attention, she turned to look at me and smiled brightly. "Hi Scorps! How are you today?" she asked politely, "Heh, I'm good thanks for asking. Can I ask what's this chain for?" at the question I showed her the chain and her eyes grew. "Fuck! SIS HE'S GONE SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET'S CATCH IT AGAIN DAMMIT!"
She yelled, "I forgot she can do that." Ursa Mayor was going to say something until a loud roar was heard... Run I thought and so I did. I was running when I bumped into people, of course it's them. "Oops sorry there... Wanna bang?" if this doesn't get them running I don't know what will
Finally out of those chains! Why is everyone running? Oh yeah... Should I scare them? Motherfricking yes!
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