Hoi bitches (and non-bitches)! Kay so there's this basic bitch in my class that had a crush on 13 different people in 1 and a half year. Read carefully because here's how we know how many people she liked.
I was walking around in the class looking around when on her desk I saw a diary. How do we know it's hers? This dumbass wrote "******'s Diary" on the cover like ARE YOU INSANE WOMAN?!
So I yelled out "*GASP* IT'S ######'S DIARY" so us all being sneaky seventh graders we read it. Her diary. She got two boyfriends in his dream and such. We read every. Single. Page. It was fun as hell.
So after reading her diary out loud like it's what being read that week on story time my first question was "I wonder how many dudes this girl was fucked by?" some dude yelled "Probably 15" so I said "Right dumbass! She likes 13 people yet she's been fucked by 15?" now either you don't get what this dude means at first like me or you get it really fast.
He meant she was getting paid. He started mumbling "If she gets 100$ for an hour she would have about.... How many boys were there? 13? then 1300$ HOLY SHIT! SHE'S RICH!" so me being logical as a motherfucker (No offence to anyone) said "No she isn't. She WAS rich. She's the one paying OBVIOUSLY!" If you don't get it feel free to ask ;)
