So I've been called a bitch many times in school. Do I like that? Course not. I just answer with snarky remarks. It usually goes like,
Mean Asshole: Bitch.
Me: Bitches are female dogs. A female
dog would bark. Bark is on trees.
Trees are a part of nature. Nature
is beautiful. Thanks for the
compliment sweetheart.
Or it goes like,
Mean Asshole: Bitch.
Me: At least you're admitting the fact
that I'm pretty enough to be a
bitch. Can't say the same for you
though.
