Today I witnessed PDA for the first time. My friend was rambling to me when this dude came up to a girl and kissed her. And I'm not talking peck on the cheek or lips. I'm talking making out.
So they made out while I awkwardly stared trying to make my friend aware of the situation....
When the the teacher walked in.
The two bolted away from each other as I ran to the bathroom dragging my friend with me and I looked at the mirror saw that I was blushing.
I was like "My poor, poor, innocent eyes! I mean I may be a pervert but I haven't SEEN anything pervy! That's like reading a lemon in public! Out loud!" And kept rambling.
