Aries; Spontaneous combustion
Taurus; Drinking coffee that's too hot
Gemini; Choking on an 8 inch dildo
Cancer; Cancer
Leo; Slipped and fell in the shower
Virgo; Back at it again at krispy kreme
Libra; Watching hentai continuously for 9 days and forgetting to eat and drink
Scorpio; Screaming
Sagittarius; Drowning in their own tears
Capricorn; Getting caught in a goat stampede
Aquarius; Shitting to death
Pisces; Sticking a live eel up their ass
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Zodiac Signs
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