Aries: "What up, I'm Jared I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read"
Taurus: "Hi welcome to Chili's"
Gemini: "I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH"
Cancer: "Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this."
Leo: "What the FUCK is up Kyle"
Virgo: "Look at all these chickens"
Libra: "CHRIS IS THAT A WEED"
Scorpio: "Next time you put a hand on me Imma fuckin rip your face off BITCH"
Sagittarius: "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"
Capricorn: "You better watch out, you better watch out, you bETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT"
Aquarius: "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus! Kumbaya, my lord!"
Pisces: "Suh dude"
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Signs
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