How the signs got expelled from school

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Aries; Broke someone's nose

Taurus; Ordered 20 pizzas on the principals credit card

Gemini; Changed their grades on the teacher's computer

Cancer; Called the teacher a stupid cunt

Leo; Got caught watching hentai during class

Virgo; Hacked the school wifi and disabled firewalls

Libra; Snuck vodka into a water bottle, threw up in class

Scorpio; Stalked a cute teacher outside of school

Sagittarius; Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone

Capricorn; Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall

Aquarius; Threatened someone with a pair of scissors

Pisces; Pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for

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A/N so sorry I haven't updated in a while :(

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