Procrastination my dear evil friend,
You lead me to have many good ideas,
but I am forced to rush and write them down.
If I have an essay due Friday and it’s currently Monday,
You lead me to wait until Thursday night, but the essay is an A.
I should clean my room.
Maybe later.
I should start studying.
Maybe later.
I should stop procrastinating. Maybe later.
I have an amazing idea for right now,
But you convince me to write it down later,
I listen.
And now I can’t remember the damn idea.
Maybe that would’ve been a new invention, or an amazing story. I’ll never know now.
I should decorate for the holidays.
Maybe later.
I should do my laundry.
Maybe later.
Procrastinators unite?
Maybe Later.