This is the "learn about Zoey" chapter because I decided I needed an entire chapter dedicated to talking about myself :) anyways enjoy! we also learn a bit about jawn today. and yes, most of what Zoey says about herself is true about me
Zoey and Jawn:
Jawn: hey whatsu p
Zoey: whats up**
Jawn: fuck you
Zoey: :)
Zoey: anyways hi
Jawn: what r u up to?
Zoey: eating unhealthily :)
Zoey: is that even a worD?
Jawn: lol yeah
Jawn: i think
Zoey: xD
Jawn: hey so
Zoey: yeah?
Jawn: tell me about you
Zoey: what?
Jawn: i mean you obviously know a lot about me and the rest of us but i dunno much about you except that you're emo and like sugar xD
Jawn: like your friends and your classes and you and anything thats important to you
Zoey: you really wanna know that about me?
Jawn: yea
Zoey: uhm okay
Jawn: if you dont feel comfortable telling me dont do it
Zoey: nah im fine with it i love talking about myself but just not many people have ever asked to know me lol
Jawn: you seem like a cool person
Zoey: if you say so xD
Zoey: anyways, me:
Zoey: emo, like i said, emo as fuck. Ptv, sws, atl, fob, p!atd, mcr, agbw, bmth, troye sivan, etc. thats the most important part of my life
Zoey: bisexual, depression, anxiety/social anxiety, adhd, lonely, i stay in bed most of the day because what is motivation lol.
Zoey: art, drawing, coloring, making friendship bracelets. Learning guitar, listening to music, writing
Zoey: half chinese, quarter finnish, dad is chinese and my mom is half finnish, mom is very into ancestry. One of our very distant relatives/ancestor murdered someone
Zoey: good at chemistry, good at trig, bad at history, SHITTY AF at english
Zoey: have lived in this house since i was 3, have very few friends, none of which go to my school
Zoey: hardcore obsessed with dogs, very support of lgbt community
Zoey: cant fall asleep without either music or someone sleeping next to me, altho im lonely af so usually i go with music xD
Zoey: i have a dog named Zoe which is the strange thing i based my internet name off of her and now i go by it regularly
Zoey: uh, medium bad relationship with family, got married to my dog when i was ten and theres wedding pictures to prove it
Zoey: uhhmmm idk what other weird shit i have to say about myself
Zoey: now time to watch as you silently judge me xD
Jawn: wow you're interesting
Jawn: um so im interested to hear more about this relative/ancestor that murdered someone?? xD
Zoey: OMG out of a million embarrassing things you could question me about and you just want to know about that guy? Lol so
Zoey: just an ancestor on my moms side not direct i think he was the brother of an ancestor or something and he was robbing a store and cops came and he shot one? xD not very interesting
(A/N this is 100% true and happened like 100 years ago or something)
Jawn: lol okay
Jawn: wait but now i wanna see ur wedding pics
Zoey: that was expected
Zoey: (A/N this is legit my wedding picture this is literally me at age 10 getting married to my dog and yes my dog is wearing a pink dress with white polka dots and no I am not ashamed to have this picture on the internet I am proud of this picture and also you can't judge me cuz I was 10 xD)
Zoey: i trust you to not show that to anyone
Jawn: aww ur so cute
Jawn: and dont worry i wont
Zoey: -_-
Jawn: wait so like what kinds of things do you draw?
Zoey: uhhh
Zoey: i do a lot of 'letter art'
Zoey: like i draw letters in cool designs and fonts and i make posters for myself and i usually am drawing song lyrics
Jawn: like calligraphy?
Zoey: NO!
Zoey: heck everyone says that
Jawn: o sorry
Zoey: calligraphy idk a lot about but its like almost painting words in a few specific styles with a certain type of pen and stuff but this is like drawing each letter out and outlining and coloring in and it's like making block/bubble letters but more complex
Jawn: o
Jawn: thats cool!
Zoey: okay ya know what? I wanna know about you bc yeah i know about you but like only based off of observations
Zoey: tell me about you like i told you about me
Jawn: oh heck okay well
Jawn: my favorite hobbies are photography and annoying the fuck out of awsten
Zoey: xD
Jawn: lol
Jawn: uhm im good at math and photo, okay at english and science, history is my weakness
Jawn: uhm i've lived here since i was like 7 but ive been friends with awsten and the others since 6th grade
Jawn: my family is pretty boring my mom is really into sudoku and my dad mostly works and i have two sisters, theyre twins, and theyre in 7th grade and the most annoying things i stg
Zoey: hah i can imagine
Jawn: i sound a lot more boring than you i swear im more interesting sort of xD
Zoey: hey i gtg cuz therapy ill ttyl k? sorry
Jawn: oh okay ttly
Jawn: ttyl*
Zoey: HAH
Idk what this chapter is sorry I haven't posted in a while I didn't touch my computer all weekend and I had a field trip yesterday so I didn't have my normal online class during which I would normally write and post
sorry about that.
I want a snake.
bye
~Zoey
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