Book 1: The thirsty games
Part 1: The name calling
Chapter 1
Hi i'm Batkiss Neverteen I live in the country of Paythem. Paythem is made out of 13 areas. I live in Area 4, and a big city called the city. I have a sister called Grimtoes Neverteen, sadly our mum and dad died when they saw my face when i was hitting puberty, wow i must have had alot of pimples if it killed them. So that basically made think of myself as nothing but an ugly weirdo, at school i have no friends and i am 15 years old, yeah quite a sad life, well i do have one friend, his name is Daygall Bawthorne he is 22. Yea like a bowss. But this isnt a biography, this is my story, this is THE THIRSTY GAMES. (epic theme song playing) WOAH WOAH WOAH this isnt a tv show this is a book come on people, think twice, wow i need to fire some people, Joey get over here, your fired
Chapter 2: The Name Calling
The newspaper had a story from the city, everyone has to meet in the square at 2:00 tomorrow, oh not its the name calling for the thirsty games, the thirsty games is a fight to the death tournament which the city makes us do. 1 boy and 1 girl have to enter, this is decided by picking a name out of a hat which is called the name calling. 1 DAY LATER. Todays the big day, the name calling. I have started to head over to the square with my sister grimtoes. it is there where the name caller beefie trainhit will call out the names. "ladies first" she says. there are 408 girls in area 4, so i probably won't get chosen. "the girl that will be heading into the thirsty games is......... Grimtoes Neverteen" wait a secind thats my sister. " i vonlunteer cause i feel like it" i said. "ok come up here miss volenteer" I walk up to the stage. " what is your name" beefie asks. "batkiss neverteen" i reply. " do you kiss bats, because i do, it is so much fun" beefie says. "no.. i don't" i say. " well ummm im not afraid to hide my feelings, I LOVE TO KISS BATS" beefie shouted. "now for the boys" beefie said. "the boy that will be heading into the thirsty games is.. Feeta Kellark" OH NO NOT FEETA.
