Every single time
Mom-Let me see your phone.
Me-delete messages
Me-delete wattpad
Me-deletes all photos
Me-deletes browser history
Me-deletes all unimportant data
Me-turns restrictions back on
Me-here ya go!
Mom-Child I have been waiting 25 minutes I'm about to beat your bitch ass
Idk but it happens
Me-does anything on the phone
Mom-who is that, why are you on the phone, have you done your homework, have you taken out the trash, have you cleaned the house, have you payed your rent, have you fed and watered the animals, have you made dinner, have you mowed the lawn, have you payed off your car, have you got your doctors degree?
Me-mom what the fuck
Mom-clean the damn house
Me-pay the damn bills
Mom-
Me-
Mom-
Me-
Mom-get the fuck out
Mom-why is there a fucking zero on your progress report I thought you told me you did all your homework and did all the class work and got 100s on everything else and got your doctorate and cured cancer and fed all the starving children in Africa
Me-mom what the actual fuck
Mom-you better eat all that damn food there are starving children in Africa who would kill to have that
Me-then why don't you give this to them you dumb fuck
Me-throws plate at her*
Mom-Talks to a friend*
Mom-oh like I hate getting on stage and wearing a bikini in front of people and acting all hot
Mom-after friend leaves* wears bikini at public pool and flirts with every man there and shakes her butt and acts like she is 3x smaller than she actually is
Me-sits in chair with jeans and a t-shirt reading smut laughing on the inside
Mom-I know you don't know a lot about sex but-
Me-she musnt know. The smut. The fanart. All the kinky shit. She musnt know.*
Me-no I really don't
Mom-WHY THE HELL IS YOUR ROOM DIRTY
Me-WHY THE HELL DO WE HAVE NO MONEY
mom-in public*
Mom-oh she is such a talented young girl and is pretty and smart and stuff like that
Mom-at home*
Mom-YOU LAZY BITCH ASS UGLY MOTHERFUCKER GET IN HERE AND GET ALL As ON YOUR FUCKING TESTS OR IM SENDING YOUR ASS TO AN ORPHANAGE FOR DUMB FUCKS LIKE YOU
Mom-no boyfriends okay
Me-sure
Mom-a week later*
Mom-okay so meet mike, I really like him
Me-looks at mike*
Me-mom this is the 6th one this year what the fuck
This is me and my mother 24/7
