this is a Fanfic dedicated to my green de la beans. I smoke em, snort em, plug it in my butt. its not gay unless I SAY SO DO YOU GET IT YOU ABSOLUTE NUTFUCK ASSBATTER? ya so I'm not trying be rude but I'm from the likes of Pharisee Jack-san and Hardy Pointer fandoms and I really like memeing the shit out unlike some of you degenerates who do ships between characters who are friends or solid broskis. STOP QUENCHING YOUR HERETIC THIRSTY KINKS BY RUINING CHARACTERS AND MY FUCKING EYES. YA SO Iwas talmbout my memes and basically I'll let you in on a secret. ((( I'm not creative I just shitpost downright hard))) this piece is dedicated to my bobmarleys, the og kush, the purple haze, the sativa, the indica, grass, moss, and all the phat dank nugs i rip evridai bro haha there's a tear in my eye. so the other day i wuz in the store selling this nice lady some cabbage in the grocery aisle and she bought it. nice old asian lady she probably chopped it to pieces and out that in her kids soup for dinner. party deadass gonna be high lmao man im so proud of myself im gonna celebrate with the hobos tonight might even spend a dollar on them asses. ya so this one time, my mans Percy Jackson got me real stoned on some solid seaweed man I swear it was like idk man when I woke up there was an squid choking my genitalia haha no I definitely didn't enjoy that ouch also solid trip man I got to eat the regurgitation of like a dozen mermaids man but daddy Poseidon came early that night and saw me fucking a squid man he wuz bout to zap me and shit but classic persassy jumped right in like yo dad I'm emo now dad fuck off my room this my new mortal roomie dad I don't like camp half blood dad there's this gay ass rude girl there annabeth dad I realised I'm gay I wanna date anon and I just stood there for a moment and the squid stopped sucking me off and there's complete silence yo. shit just got real but Poseidon is a good libertarian dad man he said it's okay to be a gayfag and I wuz like mmmm
