Fuck, I must stop.
I can't.
It's too pretty.
mhmm.
Stan's ass.
Ican'tcomprehendit.
DON'T BEND OVER.
FUCK.
DONKEY-RAPING SHIT-EATER.
SHIT.
UNCLE FUCKER.
Can I just skip the boner and have an orgasm already?
"Nothing's happened. Maybe she got the name wrong. I think I'm gonna take it." I hear Stan say.
"Dude, you really shouldn't." Kenny. I don't want to think about what happened.
Ike told me he's the one who found the gun, so FUCK.
"I have to, if I'm feeling like this for no good reason. She said to take it at night. How do you say this?"
"IDK, I just know it's an anti-depressiant you DON'T need."
Take an anti-depressiant at night? When you first start?
Ok, not good.
"Have any proof?"
"Hell yea I do."
"Show me."
What?
Proof?
If anything, I'm a walking textbook on pills, death, and depression.
Or would it be a documentary?
Kenny, you have offended me.
"Right here."
A bear's paw lands on my shoulder.
How did that get in here?
Keep it together, you didn't take pills yet today. Focus.
Oh, it's just a mitten- oh.
Kenny.
Well then.
"Hey dude."
"Hi- sup'."
Be kewl, Kahl. Or at least pretend. Jews can't be kewl.
"I don't want to bother him." Stan whispers to Kenny.
"Anti-depressiant. For this guy. Information."
"Well, sometimes anti-depressiants don't work, and on occasion, promote suicidal thoughts. The suicidal...ness comes more with the people who don't need it, and it's actually only meant to help your mood. And if your new to stuff like that, taking it at night could at the best put you in a coma, at worst, kill you."
I sucked in my breath, and Kenny bit his lip. He never said anything about at night to me.
"Ok, I guess I'll wait a bit."
"Thanks K-... What's your name?" Kenny asks.
WELL FUCK YOU TOO, KENNY.
Stan.
"St- am."
"What?" Stan says.
"Sam... " I look around for any last name acceptable.
The Uses Of Encantment-Heidi Julavits
Seems like something Stan would never look at.
"Julavits. Sam Julavits."
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