Me: *takes out matchstick* Happy Diwali
Government: say no to crackers
English teacher: say no to crackers
Gali waale bachche: say no to crackers
Kachre wala: say no to crackers
Me: bc diye to jalane do
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The Desi Diaries
RandomDesiness runs in our blood (Also read: Indians be like) Highest position: #1 in random
