How Desi dance reality shows work:
Someone: *dances in its pure form*
Judges: I don't think she should be selected.
Someone: *jumps over fire, does a split upside down, walks on ice, does an aerial act over hungry crocodiles, dances for like 2 seconds*
Judges: meh. I don't care. Aise bhot aate hai.
Someone: *bursts into tear* mai yha par apne mummy papa ke khilaaf jakar aayi hu. Khaane ke bhi paise nahi hai Geeta maa but bhook sirf dance ki lagti hai. Mai yha par ghar se bhaag kar aayi hu *10 min ki backstory*
Judges: *Geeta maa rumal se aansu pochti hai*
*Shilpa Shetty naak pochti hui*
*Karan Johar apna muh chaar baar kholkar band karte hue*
You are selected!
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