Ask or Dare the Big Seven: Private

Chapter 63

Elsa? Jack? Are you still together? Pitch_Perfect_Beca14

Jelsa: Of Course!

Merida: Really? Ye barely hug or anything.

Elsa: So? Do you have a problem?

Jack: You have a bone to pick?

Elsa: You have come so far-

Anna: Guys! Stop!

Elsa: Anna, you don't understand.

Rapunzel: We really don't.

Elsa: Jack and I aren't dating.

Everyone except Jelsa: *louder than necessary gasp*

Anna: What?!

Hiccup: Why?!

Elsa: Ask Jack

Jack: Ask Elsa

Anna: Jack?

Rapunzel: Elsa?

Elsa walks out

Eugene: Woah. Heavy.

Hans: Tell me about it. Pass the popcorn

Eugene: Go away you creep

Hans: Okay

Hans doesn't move and steals some popcorn

Anna and Rapunzel don't even notice

Anna: Jack! What did you do to my sister?!

Rapunzel: What did you do to my cousin?!

Jack: Nothing! SHE is the one that broke my heart.

Anna: Come. Tell us.

Hans: Please do. I'm not going anywhere.

Hans grabs some more popcorn

Anna just walks over and pulls an alarm as Guards rush in and drag Hans out

Hans: Oh yeah! Force me through that door!

Merida: Ye Weirdo.

Anna: Spill. Dish.

Rapunzel: Come on! Give it up!

Jack: It happened a few days ago. We were out walking and Elsa stopped to talk to some people. I grew bored and wondered around. I saw a flower and picked it to give to Elsa. I thought she would be pleased, though instead she looked upset. I may have pushed her a bit to take the flower, and then we broke up.

Everyone:.....

Merida: Wow. Ye broke up over a flower?

Anna: PLEASE don't tell me you got the flower next to a large rock?

Jack: Uhh...I think I did....Why?

Rapunzel: Jack!

Anna: That 'flower' was in a large circle, yes?

Jack: Yes?

Anna: No wonder she was mad! That flower was laid down by the whole Palace! It was a monument for our parents!

Jack: Oh S-

Rapunzel: Language!

Jack: I was going to say Oh Snowballs.

Merida: Sure....

Jack: What do I do? I told her that...If she didn't take the flower then...Umm....Bad things would happen?

Anna: Jack.

Jack: Fine. I may have said that...It was just a flower and....Totally useless?

Rapunzel: You are never making this up to her.

Jack: WHAT DO I DO?!

Anna: CALM DOWN!!

Rapunzel: JELSA WILL HAPPEN. RIGHT?!

Merida: Uh. Ye are all hopeless. All he has to do is make it up to her someway, by doing something sweet. Duh!

Merida falls back on the couch

Everyone stares blankly at her

Anna: That was actually useful.

Eugene: This will lead onto the next Chapter.

Anna: Otherwise it may take a while...

Everyone: ASK AND DARE US.

Anna and Rapunzel: *sniff* Jelsa broke up...