Ask or Dare the Big Seven: Private

Chapter 77

I dare everyone to set Pitch and Hans up Pitch_Perfect_Chloe

Anna: ELSA! YOU GOT YOUR FIRST DARE AS A FROST!

Elsa: Anna, I'm right here.

Anna: I know! IM JUST STILL SO EXCITED! When is the baby due?

Elsa widens her eyes

Elsa: Excuse me? We only got engaged yesterday!

Anna laughs

Anna: Kidding.

Everyone else walks in

Rapunzel: Hello Mrs Frost.

Elsa laughs slightly

Elsa: Stop, that makes me feel old.

Jack: Your still Beautiful to me.

Merida: Ugh. I'm happy and all, but can we get on with the Dare?

Anna: We have to set Pitch and Hans up.

Merida: Let's pretend I didn't say anything.

Hiccup: So....They come here?

Rapunzel: I guess so.

Anna: Yuck. Elsa, can you call them?

Elsa sighs slightly

Elsa: Hans, come here.

Hans crawls out from the cupboard, flicking his tongue in and out before standing up

Hans: Jack doesn't deserve you! I do! I would be happy with you as my-...

Hans falls to the ground as Jack punches him in the face

Anna: Jack!

Jack: Sorry.

Anna: I was going to punch him!

Elsa: Anna, you have already punched him.

Eugene: Okay. When he wakes up, I will punch him.

Rapunzel: Guys. I hate to burst your bubble, but we kind of need him alive for this Dare.

Everyone else: Aww....

Rapunzel: PITCH! I KNOW YOUR IN THE SHADOWS!

Pitch walks out

Pitch: Darn. I need to work on that.

Hans slowly opens his eyes. Jack goes to punch him again but Elsa stops him

Pitch: Why am I here?

Anna: Because your a creep with no where else to go....

Pitch: Hey! No matter how true that is, it still hurts!

Hans stands up and Pitch runs over

Hans: Pitch!

Pitch and Hans flick their tongues out at each other.

Rapunzel: Yuck.

Anna: This is so gross.

Merida: There, there dating. Are we done now?

Pitch: Were not dating.

Hans: Just because we-

Hiccup: Okay! You do not need to finish that sentence!

Merida: Look. We got a dare to set you up. So go out already so we can have a few minutes where Ye creeps aren't watching us.

Hans and Pitch look at each other and shrug

Anna: You guys are...Made for each other!

Rapunzel: Yeah! Uh, go for it!

Jack: Just not right here!

Hans and Pitch look at each other

Hans: You know what. I love you Pitch!

Pitch: And I love you!

Hans and Pitch reach forward but Jack throws them out

Anna: Jack! We had to complete the Dare!

Jack: We did! We set them up! I just kicked them out before they got, you know, all creepy.

Rapunzel: Too late. I feel like I'm going to lose my lunch.

Elsa: I never want to see that again.

Jack: Don't worry, I'll make sure you don't.

Anna: Don't forget to ask and dare us!

Rapunzel: And even though there engaged, Jack and Elsa are still taking Dares!

Jelsa: Hey! We're not old!